Chicken

I just spotted this outside the house. What does it mean?

Don Starts to Feel Lonely

Even though they aren't gone yet, and I am not quite alone yet, I am beginning to feel a little strange, but I think I might get quite a bit of work done. Here is a self portrait picture of me at work:




But don't worry about me all alone in this big old scary house. I'll keep myself amused somehow. You know what they say...all work and no play makes jack a dull boy...

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KATE AIDAN AND OONA TO FLEE NEW YORK TOO

Oona Aidan and Kate (hereafter OAK) are fleeing the chaos of an eternally damned New York ( Above is an actual photo of OAK trying to escape) and will try to fight their way to Maryland on Monday. Assuming they survive, they plan to visit Pittsburgh Pennsylvania and its famous theme park made entirely of chocolate. While AME is in Alaska visiting Mark's sister's mother, OAK will be submerging themselves in fun filled vats of candy.

Of course this leaves me by myself, manning the helm of this lonely ship.

See photo of me below - It is a MADHOUSE HERE!

Long Island Suffers Eternal Damnation

This is the view from our window.

Aidan and Kate fall into funk

Almost as soon as Ann Mark and Emily (hereafter AME) were gone, we started noticing that Aidan and Kate were beginning to act strange. They began to get listless and their memories seemed to be fading. It was almost as if their memories were fading. And we even began to wonder whether their memories were fading.

Look at their limp and listless bodies. You might think they were watching television and they were actually looking in its direction. But they forgot to TURN IT ON!

It is hard to reach them in this state.

We are wondering what to do, even as we ourselves begin to feel strangely slow. I have been forgetting things, things I should remember. Oona walked out of the house to today and forgot to get in the car. She just kept walking for a while until she finally realized that she never got in the car.

What is happening to us?

Preparing for New York without Them

As we prepare for Ann Mark and Emily to leave us for a time, we promise to keep this record of events of what happens while they are away.